Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Everybody meet Mr. Me Too








Before now, in my lifetime, I've only seen one democrat President of the United States. He was Bill Clinton, and in his first election, the people I knew were hoping and praying that he was elected, even if everyone would be buried in taxes. We needed it. The fact is that both Bush presidencies left the nation in financial turmoil-both, in some part due to a meaningless war. Both times we elected a democrat. Not only did we elect democrats, we elected the two smoothest S.O.B.'s you might find in the democratic party. Guys like these guys are the reasons that Al Gore and Joe Biden are nothing but running mates, and if you listen to each of those men (Biden and Gore) you might find that they are poignant visionaries whose ideas are always ones of serious note.


But they are not Slick Willy.


They aren't black.


They don't appeal to the masses, they appeal to the intelligent. No republican appeals to the masses, but the rich always get richer under a republican president. And all people, rich, poor, smart, dumb, feel as though they're comfortable. The rich flaunt, the poor say "If the rich are flaunting, then things must be GREAT." It's too backward for even the people who do it to understand. We've done it for eight years. We did it for twelve when i was a child.



Each time, some smooth preacher-man stepped up to the pulpit when it was time for a (cough) change. He told us to relax. He paused to smile so that you could make your decision on how handsome he was. He jammed on a saxophone or played full court basketball with a video game halo around him like the most important jock ever. He may have kissed a girl or two. You and anyone with eyes and hands voted for him, and so we're here.



And in comes Bobby Jindal. If you don't know who Bobby Jindal is, he's the governor of Louisiana. He is important. He will start to pop up more. This politics things is cool if you really think about it. They write history. Parties will have these speeches done and written and given by men and women who absolutely need to respond to the other party's major speeches, their boasts, their mishaps. Last night was Bobby Jindal's turn at bat, and even Fox News said he'd struck out. He, like other republicans is out of touch with Obama's vision, as well as things like poor credit, borrowing someone's care to take your entire family someplace, living check-to-check, and all other things that most brown people in America are born into.


What's that you said? He's brown?


Yeah, brown like J.C. Watts and Lynn Swann and Alan Keyes. Brown like Alfonso Ribeiro. Brown like a brown person that most of us don't connect with. Hell, the Caucasians I know don't connect with him. He is the republican party's answer to our beloved Obama. He is the evil white Obama that looks just like Obama from the Obama comic book. He's a smart guy, with a direct message, who's a good and slick speaker. And he's conservative like a below-the-knee skirt.



And we're going to get our fill of Bobby Jindal for a while. The republican media (Murdoch owned entities, etc.) will tell the people again that they're stupid. They'll make some lady in Idaho with poor vision think that he's Obama and switch parties. This country is that fickle. Some will give him their attention (and even THAT is too much) as they gave it to Sarah Palin, and realize in the end that it was not worth they're time. Think about it, any time you've ever given your complete attention to a republican politician he has let you down. Now, when you weren't paying attention much, you thought things were just fine. Correct? Democrats are at least asking you to pay attention. Government isn't big if the entire population is engaged. Then it is quite small and evened out. That is what the republicans don't understand. We need distribution of knowledge, and keeping the people uninformed and ignorant and quite scared is the best way fold when a republican President is done being an emperor. And if Bobby Jindal is America's future emperor, then good luck to those who stay here.






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